Wednesday, April 12, 2006

sth funny i read today

i read somewhere today that during a heated political debate, Churchill's female opponent said:" If I was your wife, Mr. Churchill, I would have put poison in your coffee."
Not very nice. To this he replied, "If I was your husband, Madam, I would have drunk it."
If only i could come up with this in the heat of the moment!

1 comment:

TomCarroll said...

A woman once said to actor comedian WC Fields, "You're drunk!" To which he replied, "Yeah, and you're ugly, but tomorrow morning I'll be sober!" You're right, though, it's tough to think so well on your feet. Practice, practice, practice...