Wednesday, April 12, 2006

sth funny i read today


i read somewhere today that during a heated political debate, Churchill's female opponent said:" If I was your wife, Mr. Churchill, I would have put poison in your coffee."
Not very nice. To this he replied, "If I was your husband, Madam, I would have drunk it."
If only i could come up with this in the heat of the moment!

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